An Ode to Stephanie

My name is Miss Ferna, and I'm quite the dork.

My sister has just up and moved to New York.

She left me alone, and without her dog.

So now I must share all my thoughts in this blog.

I know that she'll write, or I'll hold her phone hostage.

Tomorrow I'll have some eggs and some sausage.

 

FYI:  Did you know that current children's literature publishers frown upon the usage of such sing-songy rhythms?!  Evil poop heads.

 

Who else has a poem for Stephanie??!