Gary Groundhog

[*Ahem* - This Post is Not For Children....]

 

Gary Groundhog stepped outside.

It was time to run and hide.

His shadow, everyone awaited,

to see what weather soon was fated.

 

Gary Groundhog looked around,

His shadow nowhere to be found.

How did he have so much power?

He just shrugged and ate a flower.

 

Gary Groundhog burped a bit.

Then, he sat to take a $hit.

What a big one!  Holy crap!

Then he knew he'd earned his nap.