They're Out to Get Me!!

Once, when I was driving, my folded sun visors flipped open and scared me, big time! I thought that a raccoon had gotten into my car.

And, this morning, there was a stinky, skunky smell in the stairwell as I made my way up to the 4th floor where I work. So, naturally, I figured that someone must have put a rabid skunk in the stairwell as a practical joke on someone.

And the time I destroyed Steph's car with a deer? I slammed into the deer, and it flipped over the top of the car. But, I momentarily feared that the deer had fallen into the backseat. (A bit Tommy Boy-esque.)

What in the world?! Apparently my explanation for the unnatural defaults to the fact that animals are out to get me.... I think I watched too much Snow White as a kid.