Ghosts & Boogers

So, I got a good laugh from a caller on Dudley and Bob today. The topic was something like 'Shallow Reasons I Won't Vote for ______". The caller said that, were he voting according to his shallow thoughts, he wouldn't vote for Kerry because Kerry always sounds like he's telling a ghost story. And he wouldn't vote for Edwards because everytime Edwards does that cheesey thumbs-up thing, he looks like he's trying to flick a booger off of his thumb.

I laughed heartily.